Starf*cker

We Want Will! We Want Will!

According to The Hollywood Reporter:

" The CW network's untitled Aquaman project has netted a new leading man. In a major recasting, Justin Hartley has been tapped to play the title role in the drama pilot from Warner Bros. Television. Hartley replaces Will Toale, who originally was cast in the role when the pilot was ordered by WB Network. "

According to MY sources, "The new chief of command
fired Will. Said he was not buff enough or had enough
experience.

Will has been doing 5 weeks of training and scuba
training and acting classes.  Where he was at last
week...is awaiting the lawyers
to get him out of his contract and get paid. Poor
Will. Politics."

Will is cute and fresh.  This reporter, for one, was looking forward to seeing him in his super-hero tights.  Too bad... 

Gary Busey + Drugs + Blunt-Force Brain Trauma=Airport Adventures!

This just in:

"Gary Busey was arrested today at LAX (Los Angeles airport) for assaulting a female officer. He was either drunk or stoned and shoved her on the forehead causing her to fall backwards landing directly on her tailbone. She was injured and could not get up. The police came and arrested Gary. One officer drew a gun on Gary's attorney for trying to fetch a camera from a briefcase.

My friend was a TSA co-worker to the injured officer and was standing right next to her when it happened. He witnessed the whole thing. He expects to go to court to witness against Gary."

(Editor's Note: If the source of this story would like to be credited, let me know--otherwise you will remain anonymous.  Photo courtesy of www.hollywoodjesus.com)

Brrreeeport

Aw, what the heck.

(Got the idea from BWE)

And this is the guy who started it.

It's kind of like a chain-letter, but better.

Sarah Jessica Parker on Celebrity Culture

In the March edition of Glamour magazine, Sarah Jessica Parker speaks on the potentially mind-numbing effects of the new celebrity culture.

GLAMOUR:  Catherine Zeta-Jones told Glamour she feels tabloids have ruined the magic of movies.  Do you agree?

SJP: What bothers me more, actually, is the culture of celebrity.  I feel it has killed critical thinking in this country.  All we talk about now are "celebrities."  They call themselves actors, they get paid as actors and sometimes they're paid more than me.  But often these are people who have done absolutely nothing.  And I think this insatiable appetite for shallow tidbits of celebrity culture is just a distraction from getting involved politically and questioning our leaders.