I know I'm gonna catch shit for this one.
A girlfriend and I were discussing this over margaritas last night:
The "Sexiest Man Alive", who women seem to universally swoon over (you watched the 78th Annual Academy Awards, didn't you? You saw and heard how all the women who talked about him and interviewed him acted, right?) George Clooney is, somehow, a-sexual. Really. As adorable as he is in person and on screen, a pinnacle of smarts, fun and good deeds, he just ain't a sexual being. Not like Colin Farrell is. Not like James Dean was. Not even like slightly-femme Johnny Depp is. And he's certainly no Angelina Jolie.
When I try to imagine George Clooney gettin' busy, or even try to picture him naked, this is what I get:
...as my (maybe slightly tipsy), margarita companion so eloquently put it, "No dinkus!" She then added, "Maybe it would help if he would do an ass-shot occasionally, in some movie."
Hmmmmmmm. Perhaps this asexuality is the secret to his long-standing bachelor-hood.
Please people--don't get me wrong--I number among the millions of women who adore him. If I got a marriage proposal from him today, I would accept (dinkus or no dinkus)no questions asked.
Charisma--he's got it. Charm--off the charts. Physical beauty--you bet. Raw, steamy, rip your clothes off animal magnetism...?
Not so much.
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